ahhh .....

2009-07-16T11:32:00.000-07:00

ok....
yesterday i was hanging out with kyle and renée...
and i decided to get twitter. and we stalked obama,
and i already have 2 followers.
WHICH I FIND REALLY CREEPY.
i'm lsitening to one time by justin bieber and i'm really pissed off because he is a shallow bitch.
i was watchin behind the scenes or whatever where he picked out the chicks for the video. and he was like "oh, shes hot lets get her." i mean... YEAH! guys want to see hot chicks in videos! but most of them were god damn ugly!
shallow little faggot....
anyways.
he gets more credit than he needs.

on the plus side , i had fun yesterday :)
today i'm gooin out... well who cares.
i dont.
so theres no need of writing any of this
i'm just lonely.

MY FAVORITE QUOTES!!!!! XD

2009-07-14T18:02:00.000-07:00

"when your walkin down the street,and you got yourself some weed,haul it out and smoke it.Hey! what a wonderful stoner day! "

"hey! i just saw him smuggle drugs into his mouth!"

"look! a duck!""i named it billy""OH MY GOD! A MOOSE!!!"

"its the oscar meyer weiner truck!but take my advice. NEVER look up weiner on google images"

"he spent 400 out of 709$ on chips? what a fatass!"

"thats why i always pee in my pants! i always put it off . im like 'oh, that can wait till later' and then im like 'WHOOOPSS!' . oh my god i have to pee. ok. im good now. except i still have to pee a little.. ""then why dont you go to the bathroom?""oh, its just a little bit. and its just sitting in my bla-- WHOOOPSS!"

"get him a banana! everybody stand back, someone get me a banana!" "jeremy he doesnt need potasium dumbass, he needs his puffer!""no he doesnt, get me a BANANA!"

"he totally faked that asthma attack. i saw him sit on the ground, lie down, grab his chest, and start to wheeze."

"haha, dude. you totally just said period.

dayyuummm, thats a french ass name!eevon, mhy little croisont. little cheese on my croisont.

you know your a fatty when ...

but on the bright side, my mom got me these fuzzy slippers. there pretty cool !"

"ok, well about the babysitter, shes so annoying and she just thinks she can boss me around, i mean, ive been trying to make her mad all night. like, i purposly like, peed on the floor. she like got soo mad. she like over reacted! all i did was pee on the floor! it was a joke! i mean, my mom always laughs about that! but noo , this girl was like 'clean up your pee!' and i was just like 'shut up!' . soo retarded."

"its 10:10 ! make a wish! i wish i had a ponyyy."

"seriously, just talk to the hand, no one wants to talk to you, dont talk to the face, the face doesnt wanna see you, the face doesnt wanna see you, talk to the hand."

"i should be the one babysitting THAT girl. ok, that babysitter just, invited over a boy to the house, and there like, sitting on the couch holding hands. seriously. does she wanna get pregnant or something?"

"the cat with rabies is in my house, because i like her now.

"no you dont you have a perfecto head !it just looks like you have a insanely humoungous head cuz your hiding my head."

that was a joke and what you wrote for the whole entire facebook population to see is really embarressing renee.

"hey renee! i just peed! did you hear me peeing renee? i just peed!"'yes very good melissa. would you like a skittle?

*punches me* "HEY!" 'sorry i burnt my finger.' "yeah... mrs turrettes..."

'this is my dads hat. its made of a squash.

"your so skinny melissa, go eat a big mac."'go do some sit-ups.'

"wow, you just rolled across the bed."'yeah, im so fat, with one roll i get across the bed.'

"im fat"'no your not. and if you say it again ill cyber kick you.'

"look at the moon! its orange!"'maybe the man in the moon ate too much cheesies.'

what we gon do? bend on each other and step on some ham.

I AM BOREDOM, WHEN I AM BORED.I AM A JEW, WHEN IM FEELING JEWISH.I AM AN EGG, WHEN I TELL PEOPLE NOT TO KILL CHICKENS.

He just looked at me with that face. You know, one of those mexican faces.

You didnt, *flips hair* obviously.

*attempts to flip hair*ow! you just punched me in the face ya frikkin retard! We're gonna have to get that tourettes checked out.

Thats what she said.

Thats what he said.

Lopsided face! i bet she got ran over with a truck and it splattered a little.

the doggy sneezed!ha! he thinks hes a people.

*takes puffer*"hes too white to be asian!"*spits out puffer and trys again*"hes so hot..i hes ..id tap that"*spits out puffer and trys again*"if you keep kissing girls like that the parts of you that dont work so good, are gonna catch up"*spits out puffer and trys again**laughs**spits out puffer and trys AGAIN*

*sniffs toothbrush*"it smells really good! smell!"*sniffs and gags*"smells like ass!""no iced tea!""exactly!"

*opens door and sees dad then feaks out**laughs then opens door again and sees mom then feaks out and screams*

*screams* melissa shh its 3 in the morning!""RENEE!"*runs* goodnight!"

"he looked at me with that look. you know, that mexican look."

"two in a row pictures, like, there both in a row"

"he probably told her not to add me. because.... DO YOU KNOW HOW CREEPY I AM?!"

"i dont know what im getting on with, they wont be back till 9." "it is 9" "oh my god its 9!"

"i like doing illegal activities. it makes me feel dangerous"

"you spent a year stalking the same guy. at least i have variety." "it wasnt staalkinnnng, it was looviing!"

"I COULD TOTALLY EAT OATS OUT OF YOUR CLEAVAGE!"

"im starting to get all upset" "why?because your creepy?" "no.not because i am creepy"

"TOO LOUD FOR YOUR OWN GRANDPA!""hes dead""oh..im sorry....."*intence moment*

"yeah im so gonna design my own badge!""your own what?! your born with that!""badge,renee.not vag"".....YOUR SAYING THE SAME DAMN THING!"

Oh wow.

2009-07-14T17:46:00.000-07:00

It's a mammoth. obviously. what other animal looks like a mammoth. hi. i'm tim roberts and i'm here to talk to you about... rude people who GET IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR PICTURES! SERIOUSLY! DUDE! GET OUT OF THERE!

see? he's not even leaving. what a bitch , right?

my name isn't tim roberts. its renee. no . actually its melissa. seriously this time. although it could be diego. you never know >.>

but anyhow, ...... a moose totally jumped over my car before.

TODAY I WOKE UP TO THE BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF ... annoying tv being turned on. with loud ceiling speakers. and when you guys wouldnt shut up (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.) and i couldnt get to sleep fora billion years and then i get wokenup early by that, ya . i was pissed. no one is probably reading this anyways. they prolly got bored after they found out the name i used. called tim roberts. i mean... god. what a boring name.

guess what!?!!

yuh.

I'mGoingToCrash.

ahhh .....

MY FAVORITE QUOTES!!!!! XD

Oh wow.